chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

image

448,546 notes
  • Lindsay: I'm Dggeoff right now
  • Michael: Geoff you sound like a bitch
  • Lindsay: Well I'm also your boss so you can shut the fuck up
  • Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH
455 notes

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

391,064 notes

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

497,591 notes

once:

some:

body

told me

270,672 notes

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

269,016 notes
kingorb:

penis-hilton:

i like giving the illusion that i’m classy

babe

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

647,694 notes